Worst Criminal Ever

This has to be one of the most ridiculous commercials I have ever seen. What type of criminal would actually do this? I'm sure he really sat home planning this master scheme out and saying to himself, "you know what, I'm gonna stand outside the fence in broad daylight and watch the mother and daughter play soccer for an hour then wait until they go inside to bust open the door as loudly as I can." Better yet why not dress up like it's winter and look as sketchy as he can even though it's clearly summer. The neighbors probably saw him there too, but that seems like a neighborhood with a strict "no snitching " policy.

I can't really blame the mother for setting the alarm for lunch because I'd set it too just to make sure nobody stole my fruit rollups when I wasn't looking.