Jumat, 22 Januari 2010

Why Ke$ha Sucks



Knowing Kesha sucks, certainly isn't news to anyone who has heard her awful song "Tik Tok."  Kesha's whiny borderline retarded tone makes nails on a chalkboard sound appealing.  Since she's a high school drop out, she probably believes that's the correct way to spell tick tock as well.

Don't even watch the video for this song because it will only incite more anger.  The video glamorizes Kesha as some sort of vagabond prostitute that likes passing out in bathtubs.


She's definitely the chick that gets wasted within the first five minutes of a party, but keeps drinking until she becomes "that crazy girl" everybody's referring to.  Then she passes out in a corner midway through the party, and only avoids a frat boy's attempt at borderline consensual sex because she threw up on herself earlier.

Kesha's like a homeless man's Taylor Swift but only if this version of Swift happened to be really slutty coke addict too.

Kesha's a bizarro version of
Taylor Swift

Further proving the crappiness of her music, are her collaborations with terrible artists like Flo Rida and Pit Bull whose names are equally as bad as their music.  Putting a random space between the word Florida doesn't count as a name.  Your name is Florida.  Florida. Florida that's the name of a state.

Oh yeah and she's so hardcore that she apparently wrote a song for Miley Cyrus.  Even worse, Courtney Love has praised her.  You know Kesha sucks when a crazy and talentless person like Love says she wants to mentor her.

That's like asking Tiger Woods to give you marriage advice or using a schizophrenic homeless guy as a job reference .

Lastly, the douchiness of using a dollar sign in your name speaks for itself.

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