According to a study done by the website Ask Jeeves, they have determined the 10 most unanswerable questions in the world for last decade. Here's the full list.
Some of these questions are deep existential questions dealing with things such as the meaning of life or if there's a god, but others are just plain stupid. Do you really need to know if blondes do have more fun or who is the most famous person in the world?
I think I could easily answer the 7th question which is: What is love? It was already answered in 1993 by this guy:
Ask Jeeves failed to recognize the most unanswerable question in the world on this list though. It's not 1999, so why is anybody still using the Ask Jeeves.
You may not know the name Jesse Heiman but you've probably seen him before.
I don't know why, but this guy seems to pop up in the background of numerous TV shows and movies as an extra that's the token nerd/geek in the background.
Within the last week, I've seen him three different times while watching TV. He was in the background of "Chuck," "Glee," and "Old School" playing the same part as nerdy guy. Look at his IMDB page, almost every single role is listed as geek or nerd. Heiman has made a career out of being the go to background nerd and he's everywhere.
Yet I've never even seen him have a speaking role. I guess that makes him similar to a porn actor except Heiman would probably be credited as "nerd that watches sex from corner" if he was in a porn.
I wonder how he became Hollywood's background nerd. Did he purposely set out to do this because it was his niche or did someone choose him?
Is he really a nerd in real life or does he just play one? Does he find it demeaning?
He's like the poor man's Jonah Hill. In fact, Heiman might be pissed that Hill beat him to the punch as comedic, kind of heavy nerd guy.
There can only be one Jonah Hill. I'm like the Highlander.
Although he could pull a Jesse Eisenberg who became a poor man's Michael Cera by taking roles Cera obviously turned down until some people actually started to like him better than Cera.
Hey, both their names are Jesse so that's already a start.
Silly Japanese, don't they know there can only be one Rocketeer and he's American.
This video further proves that all Japanese technology isn't perfect and they should just stick to building disturbing humanoid robots that will eventually over throw us.
The only person who could sympathize with a Rocketeer inspired fail like this would be one of my friends in his younger days.
He was told by his father that he could get any video game he wanted and unfortunately chose "The Rocketeer" video game. Here's a taste of the awfulness he got.
The 4th season of "Mad Men" has been great as usual but there's something that's really troubling me: Don Draper. For the first time ever, Draper's off his game with the ladies.
This can't be happening. The sun is yellow, the sky is blue, and Don Draper never gets denied by women. Those are all facts.
The foundation of my world is starting to crumble. If this was "Inception," my totem would be Draper always beds the woman, and now I'm seriously questioning reality since he isn't.
I don't know if I can really live in a world where Don Draper gets rejected by women. This is the same guy who pulled off the Spanish Stare in a restaurant during the 60s. I don't think anybody had even coined the term for it yet.
If I was real, there's a good chance I could have been your father
Why am I getting so concerned about a fiction character? Because Don Draper is more than a character, he's an icon. The ultimate man's man.
It's painful to watch him get turned down by women he would've easily bedded before. Like seeing a Hall of Fame athlete get shown up by average players because of diminishing skills.
Instead of the typical smooth Draper moves, he's reduced to being that creepy drunk guy that's like "come on, come on" until the woman reluctantly agrees to go with him for some reason.
He's struggled to get women like (spoiler alert if you're behind in season four) his secretary and a waitress. Old Draper wouldn't even resort to this and if he did, he'd seduce them in his sleep.
Even worse, he's resorted to paying for sex. I thought that was as likely as Draper paying for the air he breathes.
Obviously the whole divorce thing has thrown him off his game. Before he had the comfort of knowing he was going home to his wife Betty who was always more attractive then the woman he was cheating with.
Now Draper lacks that confidence and the allure of being a married man.
All his mistresses secretly liked that Draper was cheating on his wife with them because it bothered them for like a minute before they moved on.
But Don Draper can turn this around, he has to. He's just in a little slump. All he has to do is look in the mirror and remember he's Don f'n Draper or just listen to this song.
I stumbled across "The Nightlife" a few nights ago while flipping through the channels. The sight of Nick Cannon DJing stopped me in my tracks.
I forgot he even existed. The next logical question was who the hell would pay him to DJ anything besides a junior high dance? Then I realized this show was on Teen Nick so I was close.
The smart thing would've been to change the channel but if I had, then I wouldn't be writing this right now.
Eventually I found out what the "The Nightlife" is. It's really just a bad combination of "The Grind,""Soul Train," and "American Bandstand."
As well as a strong indication that America's future is bleak. Kids really are getting dumber.
It features teenagers and hired dancers dancing in a studio to popular music that Cannon plays while the song's music video is on a big screen TV and has a live musical performance at the end.
Parents, not a great idea to let your teenage daughters be here. You really want them near Cannon, the one night a week that Mariah Carey lets him be around people closer to 20 than 40?
Ready to Wild Out with Teenagers
Oh and Cannon is suppose to keep you up to date on the latest in style, music, and dance which he does with the help of his two teenage co hosts who just happen to be on his record label. Well this is how they put:
The male co-host goes by the absurd name of Aaron Fresh, and I can only assume he does because he thinks he's so fresh. This kid couldn't be trying any harder to be the black Justin Bieber.
He should know better though. There will never be a black Bieber because no black kid can pull off the Bieber bowl cut.
Your world would so be my world if I had a bowl cut
And just when you think this show can't get any worse, it ends with a contrived dance circle that rips off "Dance 360" as Cannon awkwardly cheers on a hired dancer who dances in the middle.
No wonder Cannon's acting career is nonexistent, he can't even sell that he's enjoying this dance circle.
The only solace I can take is that maybe Kel watched this, flipped out, and is actively plotting his revenge.
I hate to break this to Holly Robinson-Peete but I think she made a bad investment with isafe bags. If she continued to hang with Mr. Cooper, she wouldn't need one.
Unless he went crazy and that's the reason she needs the bag.
A bag with a crappy alarm on it isn't going to stop bullying, pedophiles or creepy guys. These examples of the situations don't help sell the bag either.
If anything, the isafe bag is only going to motivate people to beat you up even more. They'll just know to take your bag before they kick your ass. Imagine if Daniel Russo had an isafe bag, he wouldn't have had to go through all that trouble of learning karate to defend himself. "The Karate Kid" would have been a totally different movie.
Forget the Crane kick, get me an isafe bag.
Then the pedophile guy is the worst pedophile ever. He's gotta step up his game.
He doesn't even have a white van, he uses a white Jeep. They're not interchangeable, everybody knows that. A white van says, "I'm sexual predator, hear me roar."
Doesn't this guy watch SVU? You're suppose to lure people to your van with puppies or candy.
You could pay $59.99 for an isafe bag or get a bag that doesn't make you a target of ridicule. I'm pretty sure this is what actually happens when you try to use an isafe bag:
I don't know what "Pretty Boy Swag" is, but based on this video it seems to be very similar to the "Down- Low" lifestyle.
Although he raps about women, there is only one woman in the video and he's constantly surrounded by guys. Sounds like someone's in pretty boy denial. Is he sure it's not raining men instead?
Oh and I don't know if Soulja Boy made it clear, but girls are on his dick. I didn't hear him the first 25 times he said it.
It doesn't help Soulja Boy's case that he sounds like a 13-year-old kid at summer camp boasting about the sexual experience he had with a mythical girl in Canada.
As if you need anymore evidence to what "Pretty Boy Swag" is all about, his use of "no homo" confirms it.
Anybody who says that, is obviously so insecure about his sexual orientation that he has to emphatically proclaim when stuff isn't gay.
Wait, was this whole video just a pretty boy swag pride parade?
