Kind of late to the game on this one but here are the 56 best/worst analogies via the House of Figs blog.
Originally it was believed that the analogies came from a high school kids although they're actually from a Washington Post bad analogy contest. Either way they're quite amusing.
Some of the bests ones are:
8. He was lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
33. The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
48. I felt a nameless dread. Well, there's probably is a long German name for it, like Geschpooklichkeit or something but I don't speak German. Anyway, it's a dread that nobody knows the name for, like those little square plastic gizmos that close your bread bags. I don't know the name for those either.
The movie "Fear" is an interesting subject in its own right, but the rollercoaster scene certainly qualifies as one of its most memorable scenes.
I had forgotten about it until a friend referenced it last week.
The scene is great for so many reasons, although none of those reasons include its original intent to be a special moment. The scene's so cheesy that it's full of unintentional comedy.
Reese Witherspoon just can't let Mark Wahlberg get to third base anywhere, it has to be on a roller coaster soundtracked by a cover of the Rolling Stones song "Wild Horses" to set the appropriate mood.
You know because it's naturally the perfect setting for this type of thing. I imagine the writer being so proud of himself for coming up with this.
"No, no you don't understand. It has to be on a roller coaster because it's a subtle metaphor for the sexual experience and her climax."
That's about as subtle as using this song to play in the background during it.
Although, there's two important things we can take from this scene.
First, if you let a guy do this to you on a roller coaster then there's a 50 percent chance he might be mentally unstable and become dangerously obsessed with you.
Second, it really makes you think about how dirty that roller coaster seat you're sitting on might be. I doubt they clean those seats well, and a fair amount of people have seen "Fear."
Who's to say people weren't inspired to have their own moment on a roller coaster?
The scene's also great because it involves a young Witherspoon and Wahlberg in roles they'd like to forget.
I'm sure they're both embarrassed by it since they're now legitmate actors, and probably cringe at the thought of it.
If they had their way, then this clip probably wouldn't exist. But unfortunately for them, wild horses couldn't drag the internet away.
Today's TV intros are so truncated that that there's almost no point to having them. They don't really introduce the cast, and the theme songs aren't memorable.
It's like the shows are saying just go to IMDB to look up who's on the show if you really care that much because we don't want to waste the time.
The opening of "Mad Men" may be an exception as many people would argue that's the most exciting part of the show (I wouldn't).
Most likely this is because shows need to squeeze in as much ad time and story into the half hour or hour, but it makes me long for old TV intros of the 80s and 90s. There was a certain art to them as they tried to draw you into the world of the show. Even though they could come off as cheesy, shows were at least making the effort.
A couple of key elements usually composed a good intro. First was an effective theme song.
There were a lot of iconic theme songs because shows actually cared about having a good one.
Themes were made especially for shows with lyrics that described them.
For instance, the producers of "Cheers" became personally involved in the development of the show's theme and helped tweak it until they thought it sounded right.
The producers of "Friends" took it one step further and co-wrote its theme song "I'll Be There For You."
The best example of a great theme song has to be the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air". Not only does everybody know the song's lyrics, but it details the whole premise of the show in a little over a minute.
And you can't forget composers Jessie Frederick and Bennett Salvay who seemed to have the magic touch during the 80s and 90s as they wrote memorable themes for "Perfect Strangers," " Full House," "Family Matters," and "Step by Step."
The next element for a great intro was an elaborate opening sequence. These usually featured special footage of the cast doing things just for the opening credits, actual clips from the show or footage of where the show takes place.
The opening sequence of "Friends" with the cast splashing in the water fountain and then sitting on a couch in front it will never make any sense.
But it's a prime example of a choreographed cast opening that helps distinguish a show.
My favorite openings have to be the ones where a member of the cast is "doing something" such as writing or playing basketball then looks at the camera and smiles as if to say, "oh I didn't see you there because I was too busy doing this."
Those were recognizable from the beginnings of "Full House," "Family Matters" and "Step by Step." Not to mention "90210," which may have the best beginning as the whole cast shamelessly mugs for the camera.
Granted there's not really anything artistic about that, but it's funny.
It's comedy gold from Brian Austin Green's lame dancing, to Tori Spelling trying to have sex with the camera and failing miserably, and then James Eckhouse's psychotic look that dares you to find out what he'll do if you change the channel.
Granted there are still shows like "Parks and Recreation" and "How I Met Your Mother" that still do a little bit of an old school intro, but for the most part that style is dead.
I'm not looking for a complete throwback to some of the over the top show intros of the 80s and 90s just some creativity in current ones. Especially on network TV.
There's a lot of bad TV shows out there so the least they can do is have somewhat entertaining and memorable opening credits.
