It's been a day and a half of the March Madness 2012 and here's what I've learned so far:
1. The longest anybody has ever driven for Doritos flavored diarrhea is 965 miles
Taco Bell wants to make sure we don't forget this by playing their new Doritos Locos Tacos commercial on a loop.
It's convenient that they don't mention the trip back home where everybody immediately regrets eating that taco, curses this Nat Christiana guy, and realizes it's 965 miles until they get home.
2. TruTV
In March, everybody realizes that this station actually exists and scrambles to find it on their channel guide. Despite being irrelevant the other 11 months of the year, it masquerades as the new sports leader. You know, in between commercials for their usual high-brow programming such as "Lick Lizard Towing" and "Pawn Stars."
3. Woman from At&t speed dating commercial looks like an android
That woman really creeps me out because she definitely looks artificial and acts like a robot. Notice the crazy terminator like way she smiles and how she talks with limited emotion. That's a Cylon if I've ever seen one.
4. Now's the time to shill your gimmick food or beverage
Be it Taco Bell's Doritos taco or Mcdonald's Shamrock Shake. There's definitely someone out there who's eating a Doritos Locos Taco with a Shamrock Shake right now. What a combination!
5. All this talk of Shaka Smart and the Wichita St. Shockers reminded me of the rapper Silkk The Shocker
No, that's not a mistake. He actually spelled his named with the extra "k." You might remember him from the song "It Ain't My Fault" with Mystikal. Actually let's just go back to pretending he doesn't exist, I think it's better that way.
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